Oh wow, but fuck you.
Hi my name is Jozec and I want SEX.
  • Benefits when you're cute: More people notice you, more people talk to you, people listen to you, you get jobs easier, you get dates easier, it's easier to get into a relationship, people text you back faster, you get more followers, you get on those fuckyeah sites faster, you feel better about yourself.
  • Benefits when you're ugly: you don't get raped.

Estupidez Humana Nº1: Si muere el paciente, es culpa del médico. PERO si vive, es gracias a Dios.

(Source: lordoflies)